Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Upon Further Review: 2002 in Film


2002
World-Wide Top-Grossing Films:
1.       The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2.       Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3.       Spider-Man
4.       Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
5.       Men in Black 2
6.       Die Another Day
7.       Signs
8.       Ice Age
9.       My Big Fat Greek Wedding
10.   Minority Report

Upon Further Review: Most Inexplicable Top Grosser: Signs. Die Another Day was so bad they re-launched Bond. But still, everyone loves Bond. Nothing is re-launching M. Night’s reputation.

Best Picture Nominees:
Chicago
Gangs of New York
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
The Pianist
Upon Further Review: Worst Nomination: The Pianist
Collectively we were only able to say, “Maybe Holocaust movies are so powerful because of the subject matter, not the movie’s quality,” one Holocaust movie too late.

Most Overrated: Road to Perdition. Spielberg at the height of his power and the nadir of his creative abilities. Google searches of prominent critics’ top 10 lists from this year are embarrassingly littered with this dreary flop.
Most Underrated (Then): Star Wars Episode 2. Easily the best of the new trilogy. The movie’s dismal dialogue backs the narrative into being a painfully accurate rendering of teen romance. Unfortunately, Hayden Christiansen just can’t act his way out of the dialogue the way Ewan MacGreggor does. If you strip away the myth of the first trilogy, I would argue this is the second best of the Star Wars movies, after The Empire Strikes Back, on its merits.
Most Underrated (Now):  The Count of Monte Christo. In your mind, you’ve run this movie together with the seemingly endless Three Musketeers versions. Unfairly: this is the criminally underused Guy Pearce entertaining you for two hours in that other Alexandre Dumas tale.
Most Influential: The Ring. Horror is home to some of film’s most creative minds. Burdened with derivative set-ups, horror is a gore arms race to push an envelope that’s already been pushed. Horror movies have to deliver on impossible expectations for a twist that is unforeseen yet believable. These challenges occasionally throw up a take that’s unique that everyone then tries to incorporate and play off of. Last decade, that was Scream and its self-referential humor. This decade, it was The Ring and its media-bending dynamic (or more accurately the original Japanese version). Half the audience went home afraid to turn on the TV. A decade later, Scre4m was playing off of The Ring.
Most Representative of the Decade: The Transporter. The otts can’t pass without mentioning the consistent yeomen’s work done by Jason Statham’s cueball and stock accent. Here's to you, plotless action guy. 

Best Scene:
8 Mile – Final Rap Battle
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers – Final Battle Scene (narrowly over Gollum vs. Smegol)
The Ring – She comes through the screen
Roger Dodger – Womanizing 101
Star Wars Episode 2 – “I can’t breathe” Yoda Fight
(If you’re morbidly curious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwlNUYjkg4o)

Winner:
8 Mile’s Final Rap Battle

Top 10 Movies:
1.       Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
2.       My Big Fat Greek Wedding
3.       Spider-Man
4.       City of God
5.       Roger Dodger
6.       The Bourne Identity
7.       About a Boy (or maybe Two  Weeks’ Notice. Hugh Grant was involved.)
8.       The Ring
9.       Jack Ass: The Movie
10.   Van Wilder

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