Sunday, April 21, 2013

The Otts: 2000 in Film

Several years later, I finally deliver my little anticipated review of the decade in film that was the otts. 

2000
Top World-Wide Grossing Films:
1.       Mission Impossible 2
2.       Gladiator
3.       Cast Away
4.       What Women Want
5.       Dinosaur
6.       How the Grinch Stole Christmas
7.       Meet the Parents
8.       The Perfect Storm
9.       X-Men
10.   What Lies Beneath

The year 2000…simpler times, when a Tom Hanks drama beats X-Men handily, pre-anti-Semitic-meltdown Mel Gibson is what women want, and Jim Carey launched the war on Christmas.

Upon Further Review: Most inexplicable top-grosser: Dinosaur. Not aware this was a movie. Michael Eisner was – 300 million plus.

Best Picture Nominees:
Gladiator
Chocolat
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Erin Brockovich
Traffic
Upon Further Review:  Worst Nomination: Traffic. It’s a directorial challenge to weave all these things together. It’s just not entertaining.

Most Overrated: Sexy Beast. To quote the most interesting man in the world, on rollerblading, “No.”
Most Underrated Then: Almost Famous. I remember looking around the theater when this was done and realizing that no one else was blown away but me. That’s when I realized Rock & Roll was dead, making the movie hit home all the more. 
Most Underrated Now: The Patriot, Space Cowboys. These were big releases at the time and deservedly so.
Most Influential: X-Men, Bring It On, Crouching Tiger, O Brother Where Art Thou, Traffic
X- Men launched the comic book revolution. Bring It On created a new genre of movies about cheerleaders, drumline majors, and glee club members. Crouching Tiger opened the west’s door to big-budget martial arts and action movies have been pilfering its choreography ever since. O Brother introduced the concept of the soundtrack as separate art form and big-money maker. Traffic started Hollywood’s navel-gazing fascination with metanarrative nonsense.
Most Representative of the Decade:
Bring It On. By this point, it’s hard to remember a time when it had not already been broughten.

Best Scenes:
Almost Famous – I am a golden god (and pretty much every PSH part)
Billy Elliot – dad crosses the picket line.
Gladiator - I will have my vengeance.
O Brother Where Art Thou – The repentance scene
Snatch – the fake desert eagles (and pretty much every Brad Pitt part)

Winner: Billy Elliot

Best Movies:
1.       Almost Famous
2.       Snatch
3.       American Psycho
4.       Meet the Parents
5.       O Brother Where Art Thou?
6.       Memento
7.       Gladiator
8.       Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
9.       Shanghai Noon
10.   Erin Brockovich

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