Saturday, June 01, 2013

Top of the Otts in Film #5: Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy

5. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
The excess of my love for this eternally funny movie has taught me many lessons. Foremost among them:
- If you don’t really like scotch, don’t dress up like Ron Burgundy for Halloween
- Camping tip: Bears really can smell the menstruation
- Keep your head on a swivel when you get in a cock fight
- 60% of the time, it works every time
- The meaning of San Diego is subject to debate
- Women are surprisingly OK with being told to go back to their home on whore island
- Milk was a bad choice

- If you want to bag a classy lady, just give her two tickets to the gun show…and see if she likes the goods.

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