Salad and Pizza

Last night, Paula Abdul referred to 2 contestants on the chopping block in what media types are calling "incoherent" fashion, quoting Simon as saying that the reason they were in danger of being cut was that "one ate pizza and the other ate salad."

I didn't get it at first, but then I realized - the pretty blonde one was looking a little chubby in her skin tight shirt and the mannish black girl was...well, you know.

1. That got said ON AIR
2. It's really funny
3. Paula Abdul said it because she was intoxicated and Simon had this look on his face like, "You're not supposed to repeat what I whisper to you during commercial break...but yes, I am that clever."